Dear Dixie, thank you, but have you got me mixed up with someone else. I showed this paragraph to everyone in my family, no one recognized it about me! But listen, even if you did get me mixed up, I'll take it. I think I'm going to frame it. I might even take it to the pub and ask everyone to buy me a drink. Dixie, you're an angel, but I can fool angels too. I want to grow old and be really awful, not care who I offend, and wear bright yellow boots and smell like pee. But now you've ruined me, I feel I have to live up to your expectations. 😁❤️