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Don’t Bring Me A Woman…

comfortable on sofas, with gold cushions.

Harry Hogg
2 min read19 hours ago
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Bring me a beautiful woman who cannot herd cows, and I’ll send her on her way. No fully grown woman, beautiful or not, has lived if they have not touched an udder.

Bring me a beautiful woman who has not lay in the hay, and I’ll send her on her way. No fully grown woman, beautiful or not, has never known hay in her hair.

But bring me a woman who has played at being a bullfighter, and I will keep her. For as games there are, there are non better, than dare a cow to play, while lying in the hay, with twigs and the sun in her hair.

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