Forgive me asking, Colleen, but when did you first know you were in love with this man? What was so wonderful about him that you would commit your life to being with him? Stranger still, what did he see in you? You do not appear as someone who would change overnight, therefore these kind traits that you possess must surely have beckoned to him? This is open dialogue, not offended if you do not wish to answer.

Harry, (committed to decaf!)