Grandma’s Still Alive!
I better bring her home for Christmas
Iinvite Grandma at Christmas time
When I’m told she’s still alive
Oh now com’on
Smile at least
You know I’m an old curmudgeon
It’s not a pretty picture
Grandma is ninety years and three
Razor thin
And worse
She hasn’t put her teeth in
She loves the Christmas holidays
Christmas Carols at the door
Nativity
Baby Jesus
And Amazon’s fast delivery
I don’t like her Christmas sweaters
Sparkling reindeers on saggy breasts
Blinking lights
Pearl knit snow
But they do brighten up the nights
She’s telling the world at Christmas
To be joyful, thankful
And frisky
And that’s all fine
Until she drinks my whiskey!
Grandma’s lived a really long time
I hope it never ends
I’ll suffer the crimson cardigans
Blinking lights
Because I’m her favorite Grandson
More From Harry:
Adrienne Beaumont, The Sturg, Vidya Sury, Collecting Smiles, Trisha Faye, Karen Schwartz, Nancy Oglesby, Katie Michaelson, Bernie Pullen, Michelle Jimerson Morris, Amy, Julia A. Keirns, Pamela Oglesby, Tina, Pat Romito LaPointe, Brandon Ellrich, Misty Rae, Karen Hoffman, Susie Winfield, Vincent Pisano, Marlene Samuels, Ray Day, Randy Pulley, Michael Rhodes, Lu Skerdoo, Pluto Wolnosci 🟣, Paula Shablo, Bruce Coulter, Ellen Baker, Kelley Murphy, Leigh-Anne Dennison, Patricia Timmermans, Keeley Schroder, Jan Sebastian 🖐👩🦰, James Michael Wilkinson, Whye Waite, John Hansen, Trudy Van Buskirk, | Dixie Dodd
(No offense will be taken if you dislike being tagged for various reasons. Please let me know, and I’ll be sure it doesn’t happen on my posts again. If, on the other hand, you’d grace me by allowing a tag, I’d be thrilled to add you.)
