Jingle Balls… Jingle Balls …
Santa will arrive in a hearse this year, fingers crossed.
4 min readDec 7, 2022
She did, she bloody well did.
Why did I think this year would be different? She might be the oldest grandmother in the world, but honestly, I want to give her a damn good rattling.
“I wore it, Harry, because I know it’s your favorite,” she said.
