JoAnn, JoAnn, JoAnn....Ariel's advice! I have decided you are a poor deluded child. Ariel was at the precipice of becoming a woman— favorite daughter of King Triton— with a singing voice that could rival Adele, and a perky pair of tits supported by those infamous lavender shells.

She had the ocean at her fingertips and every eligible merman at her disposal, all promising her a happy life.

But no, she chose the hard way. First of all, she fell in love with a guy she saved in a shipwreck. We all know that romance stemming from traumatic

situations never last. She ignored her father, ditched her friends, spent days stalking him from a rock, and literally gave up her voice so she could change into a human.

Good heavens, you need some therapy lass! 💜