Kiss my arse, I ain’t for Changing

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Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sebastian Olivier-Kelmscott.

I am a toad; horned and ready to croak. The toad from the fairy-tale? No, what a crock of shit. Oh sure, my pals tried goading me into it, let some weirdo princess kiss me. Not me, no way. I’m happy being a toad. Princesses can go and find some other damp and slimy creature to change their…

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I was born in London, adopted, lived my youth on an island off the coast of Scotland. Now living between Colorado, Missouri, California. I write to be loved

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I was born in London, adopted, lived my youth on an island off the coast of Scotland. Now living between Colorado, Missouri, California. I write to be loved

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