The Curmudgeon

Now just wait a damn minute, Rena Willis

Look, okay, it’s sad what is happening to you. Is This It (A must read for depressed old guys)

Really? You’re one mid-life crisis away from writing a best-seller? Bully for you. I hear all this stuff from my wife…do I look puffy, honey? Can you see creases my neck? Do my jeans look a little saggy around my behind? Life has become a series of…