Why would a social climber earning that kind of money follow an asshole like me? Did you have a difficult birth? Forceps, was it? Bloody hell.

My 1st day, 17 cents, 2nd zilch, 3rd, 21 cents, shall I go on? Fuck it, I'm going to follow just to see you fall over. Shit, am I adding to your success? Jesus Christ! 😁🍺