You’re the damn car! Lock your freaking doors before he gets in. Call yourself a safe model!

Paula once tried to get a drunken man out of me and dropped him on the garage floor. So she sat in me and read her book until he came to, and then got him safely into the house. You can probably understand why she didn’t stay with that boyfriend very long. Drunk people annoy her.
Paula Sold Me — What A Stinker
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Harry Hogg
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Aug 21, 2023
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You’re the damn car! Lock your freaking doors before he gets in. Call yourself a safe model!
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